Boys Suck (If You’re Nice to Them)
Nov 8th, 2009 | By Fantastic Homosexual | Category: The Fantastic Homosexual
(13 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
Loading ...Here we go. No need to over analyze what is going on in my tiny head. I’ll save you the time: I need a boyfriend.
Fuck gay intellectuals with your Tom Ford glasses and pretentious smirks, walking around like you’re a superior homosexual. Fuck you. Fuck drama queens, gym queens, flaming queens, dancing queens, and Abba. Fuck Madonna-worshipping fags and Kylie-loving idiots. Fuck your “I’m not ready for a relationship” bullshit. Fuck ASL and fuck you for using L to find out if I’m Christian or Muslim, you fucking prick. Fuck men who have sex with men. If you’re a man and you like cock, have the courage to fucking admit it. Fuck the slow Internet and the hours I have to spend to download a decent fucking porn movie. My cock is sore from having to watch a 3-minute fuck scene in 45 minutes. It’s 2009, you fucking idiots. Fuck gay men and women who get married and lead secret lives. You’re not fooling anyone you selfish fucks! Fuck being straight-acting. Who the fuck wants to act straight? Fuck you and your “I’m discreet” bullshit. Fuck size queens. You’re in the wrong country buddy!!! Fuck barebackers, chasers, and their fucking Russian roulette stupidity. Are you fucking kidding me??? You idiots are the reason activists will never get to rest. Fuck you, with a condom, blocking your fucking Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Chlamydia. Fuck ManJam, Gaydar, GayRomeo and all those fucked-up websites that do nothing but make it easier for gay people to stay in the closet and fuck like rabbits without a condom. Fuck relationships. Everyone cheats. Get fucking used to it. Fuck open relationships. All fucking relationships are open. Don’t stay in a fucking relationship if you need a different boy in your bed every night. Fuck lollipop addicts, looking for a cock to suck all day and all night. Put a fucking sock in it. And a special fuck you to the desperate ass who texts my boyfriend non-stop telling him I won’t find out if you suck him off. Fuck perverted old fucks who prey on younger boys, and fuck the younger boys who get down on their knees for perverted old fucks. Fuck boy toys and twinks with their perky nipples, mindless stares, and addiction to getting fucked. You take up too much space. Fuck friends who stop talking to you because you won’t fuck them. Fuck friends who stop talking to you because they fucked your crush. Fuck tops. Have the balls to lift your legs up from time to time you egotistic fucks. Fuck being single.
Amen.
Hey there, when are you going to stop writing? Or may be use some more respectful terms in your writings?
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wtf is this
Meh.
I mean, I was offended at the first “fuck” marathon, but this is just lame. The first “fuck” article at least made a statement. Sure, I was pissed off, but it made a statement. This, this just feels derivative. I feel like it could have been a WAY better article if you spoke from the heart instead of hiding behind all the “fucks.”
You do have a talent for writing and I have loved some of your previous work. But I don’t know. I really think you could have done better here.
Disappointing.
Actually, I like it.
It made me laugh alot. It’s something alot of pple think about (me included, well maybe not all of it)
Here’s another thing though: The “Fucks” are going to everyone, so soon you’ll be affending well … everyone.
I must say I was offended by a previous article you wrote and I think what you really need is to take a position against one thing because I feel that sometimes you contradict youself.
Stay Fantastic
is there any “name rights” in here ?!
Take it easy….
But the whole fuck being sigle thing… i totally agree
I TOTALLY AGREE EXCEPT FOR THE LAST 2 OR 3 SENTENCES, AND BOW TO THE SPECIAL FUCK YOU